Tuesday, December 05, 2006

another Joourney

Going to talk about my day...My kitchen is no longer there,,,most of my appliances are scattered around the house,,,I smell paint. That is a smell I don't like. It seems as I get older I am very sensitive to smells. Today was a typically day at the nursing home for me...my patient smelt...urine strong,,,,it is getting like that at a regular base. I spoke with her aide and she said they just cleaned her up she was wet. She wouldn't have been wet had they taken her sooner....I took her to the bathroom....she was dry but her dress was soaked with old urine,,,really freaking gross-- I would never let my mom get like that. Gave her a good washing and she felt better about her self. I have been speaking to her son and always have to report this stuff and leave him feeling bad. The other day another patient, who has her mind still,,,her body is gone due to arthritis,,,she told me her son in law and daughter came for lunch...(MR.&MRS.Doom and Gloom. They were very abrupt with her..they got their took off there coats,,,she was tired and just awoke,,,they tried to give her a spoon full of food....each one tried,,( I let her eat her self,,,{I RARELY feed her},,,she refused and they removed her tray from her reach...showed them she was pissed,,,put there coats on and left...all with in 15 minuets,,,I am exaggerating,,it was more like 10 minutes,,,I was not there,,,but told this. I spoke with the son and he was going to have him not go there,,,,now 2 days later I give report to him..ask him if he spoke with the freaking doom man,,,he said he has and he denied every ferking thing. He is 75 years old,,,and I know it is bad karma to wish bad things on people but I sure hope he is in her predicament soon. On the morrow my report to her son will be;;;Everything is peachy,,I hate giving him bad news,,,and nothing comes of it,,,so I pray for a peaceful death...she is such a good person,,and her dignity is being stripped from her right before my eyes.

On to another part of my day,,I did manage to hit the gym....I am going to spend most of the morrow there,,,this past 2 weeks,,off my vegetarian diet have taken there toll. Plus the light beer,,,back to just wine.Also today,,my friend Tony called me from Florida,,,he is her nephew. ..(my patient) He wanted me to go check on his son....he is 42 with Bi-polar,,,I thought he was diagnosed schizophrenic,,,all was good with him,,,he was happy I came...Gave me a total tour of the house,,,I felt a little uncomfortable in the bedroom,,but all went well,,,He likes me like family and all went well. He had some pot around,,even thou I do not smoke,,did not tell his folks, I kinda think that helps him sorta like it helps cancer patients,,gave his folks a report of visit minus the plants,,they are in there 80's..one suffering from a stroke,,,the morrow is a new day,,,and all shall be good. I spoke with my cyber friend"Mr.Bill",,He is such a cool guy..And I feel comfortable talking to him from things A-Z. it's always good to have a cyber buddy that does not judge,,and talks honest. Well hitting the pillow-- Happy Trails,,,,On your Journey Through Life,,,,Love Me (Strong Medicine)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the difference?" says the father. "Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 sluts and a fag!"############################################################
"Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked. "No, I don't think so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother. "What does that mean?" asked the child. Embarrassed and not wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter, the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the garage."The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I had to come talk to you." Not wanting to have the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it. "Okay, now you can go for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the block once."The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash. "Where is Fifi?" her father asked. "She should be here in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

someday we will be old and i hope someone like you will watch over me that is why i have so many kids so they can watch over you and me ...have a good day love ya