Friday, November 10, 2006

PMS ,,,Calgon take me away....Please


Oh,,,How I wish I was rich...and owned this. This is one of the Shoal Islands...This is Star Island,,,,A know spot where Black Beard has a hidden treasure. I want to go there,,,and now would be nice,,,I had a hard shitty day,,,One of those days that has the pits in them. Work,,,being mail today was really heavy,,and I won the parcel award for the day,,That award is given to the fool that has the most parcels and the biggest,,,Lucky freakin me. Rule for the Postal service is every carrier needs to be done by 5pm,,,,I have a little over a 4 hour route,,,I left at 1;25,,,you do the math. I also had 3 boxholders,,,2 I cased and packed and 1 I took on the side,,,I made it back at 4;57. Finished up my stuff and couldn't wait to finally come to my safe comfort zone and be home,,,well with in 5 minutes,,I think it was more like 2- When I got home,,,Dog met me at door as always,,,and {J} layed in bed and I said Hello as I headed for the kitchen,,,he cleaned today,,,I noticed my bag of green tomatoes missing off the table,,,I had plans for those,,,I asked him where they are,,he said he threw them in the garbage,,,I dug them out-( they were in a bag of there own,,,rotten ones in one bag,,and good in another bag( he sorted them,,then threw them out,,,along with my good peppers) I put them on the stove as I went threw them,,,he comes out bitching and complains,,,sucking away any positive energy I have,,,I told him I was going out,,he said go,,,back to the bed he went,,,I went to the gym,,,,Came back home after 1 & 1/2 hour work out,,,and not one word was spoken between us,,,,he can be such a dick head. It seems like every day we bicker over one thing or another,,,,yesterday he complained and griped about my tomatoes breaking the kitchen window,,,but what it comes down to is I had 3 tomatoes ripping on the window sill,,,he was to lazy to move before he opened the window to throw something out---( probably some thing of mine,,,or some of my tomatoes.) and they got wedged in the window and he got rammy tring to close,,,but it was my fault. Some days and grant it could be the PMS,,,but I don't feel loved,,,I feel drained,,,PMS is putting up with Men's sh*t,,,I don't like it,,,most days I don't want to deal with it....If I win the Mega tonight,,,I am buying Star Island and that will be my summer home,,,,Winter I will become a snow bird,,,single at that,,,Now---Happy Trails########################################
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands."Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"
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A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!”
She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$






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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a shitty day. life will get better soon

Helena said...

How do you know,,,will I win the Lottery-,,I lost last night,,Today was better shall update on am

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