Friday, November 24, 2006

My trip away

This here is the flower arrangement that I gave {J"S} Mom for Thanksgiving. I have a lot to be thankful for with her,,,she is a positive person...totally different than her son. For the past week I have been telling him Mommy is coming with us,,,he absorbed that,,,I told him numerous times we need to take her walker and wheel chair with us. He was packing his fishing gear to take my nephew fishing. He really did not even want to go,,but my nephew was so looking forward to it. As we picked up my Mom...he got that negative look with the wheelchair,,,actually it started at our house over some other little trivia crap...But it put a damper on the "Happy Holiday Thing for me,,,,The trip was 3.5 hour,,which usually took 2,,,but Mom has a bladder problem so we have to stop a little more,,,I am the one to lug the wheel chair out of the back,,,no help from the "man" of this relation would think just being a gentleman that would do it,,,I have come to the conclusion,,,he is not a gentleman--just a man. All in all when we got there it was nice and we had a great time. My Mom was so looking forward to stay and really hated to leave my little sisters house. I need to take her more. Shall write more later about trip on a later date....Happy Trails for now!!!$$$$$$$$$

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the lavoratory. Those who
remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, " My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the coroporate ladder and now he's president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line
Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school
to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said, "Well,that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multi millionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successe of our sons...What about your son? The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said, "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.###############################Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed,I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears. "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist . "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!"

{LAUGHTER..Everyone should do it all of thier waken hour,,and spread the laughter and smiles any time they can----Helena}

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