Thursday, November 23, 2006

Nekkid Thursday-Over 21- Breast Shot

Ok,,this is a total breast shot-no dress{dressing has been removed},,[ J] cooked the bird,,,oh no,,you were surfing for nakid shots of breasts,,boobs,,and you logged on with intent to see some,,,It's a Holiday,,Thanksgiving,,,be thankful and buy a magazine of playboy for that,,,perhaps you can view it on line,,,shoot with all the porn sites on the net you can view most any thing--I checked my cashe and my pc has surfed some on it;s own,,and I was a little shocked and amused at what I saw,,,I think my cat did it,,when I was away. { J } after he cooked the bird,,I see he removed a little skin,,,no way would this photo make the cover of Cooking Light.or any gourmet magazine. He cooked the gizzards for me,,,that was my supper last night. I just love them,,all but the heart. When I was younger I remember my sister in law Sandy cooking the gizzards,,,they were excellent. And I need to make them on their own some day. I could see { J } refusing them,,,sorta like fish. I went to sleep late and awoke way to early for this day,,,,I think I shall sleep in the car on the way there,,,Mommy is coming so it will be stopping every 30 minutes,,,Have a Great Turkey Day,,,And remember to give Thanks,,,,every one must have a reason to,,whether it be your health,,or wealth or family or friends or the websites you can visit----HAPPY TRAILS!!#############################################Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor "What's that thing hanging between my husbands legs?"The doctor replies "We call that the penis." The new bride then asks "What's that reddish/purple thing on the end of the penis?"The doctor replies "We call that the head of the penis. The bride then asks "What are those 2 round things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?"The doctor replies "Lady, on him I don't know, but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves. Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"

A man is driving his eighteen wheeler down the road, when he sees a hitch hiker. So the trucker stops and picks up the man. While they are driving down the road, the trucker says "Hey man, you wanna see something pretty cool?" The hitch hiker says sure. So the trucker has this monkey in the back, and he makes it come up with the men, and he smacks the monkey up side his head, and the monkey gives him a blow job. So after that, the trucker says "Hey man, do you want some of that?" And the hitch hiker says "Sure, but just don't smack me so hard.

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