Friday, October 27, 2006

Jokes....(Well Attempt)

Top Ten Signs That You're Too Old To Trick Or Treat 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&Now Halloween can truly be scary,,,,,Imagine being at the office party and the 7o year old receptionists comes in as Wonder Women,,,Yikes Or the male janitor shows up as I Dream of Jeanie,,garb and all. That's enough to frighten the Be Ge's out of you. My sister came down from Rome, NY yesterday and between her and I and the kids we came up with this corny Halloween joke,,,,Ready....What kinda treat do you give a Witch,,,,,A Hollow-EENIE...Ok,,,I warned you things could be scary,,,,Enjoy And Be SAFE.....Happy Trails!!!!!!

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