Friday, September 01, 2006

my days

Yesterday Verizon called my home and left me a message saying my phone lines are working. Stupid people the number I reported was a different number,,it was my work number. Today I recieved a email from them stating all is fine if I unplug all the phone and check each one individual,,,I emailed them back and told them I did,,they need to send a technician out there ASAP. What jerks. on to another problem I am having at the moment.....My mail truck is broken,,,It might need a headgasket. So today I need to use my good blazer. Wich is only 2 door and much smaller. I dread going to work today and not winning the Mega Powerball yet I must. On the lighter side it is better on gas. Thats the only good thing about delivering in my favorite blazer. The weather here has been feeling like fall. In the am it is chilly out there in shorts so it's that time of year for dressing in layers and taking off as it warms up. The forcasts says we will have a rainy Labor day weekend,,,it will be good to catch up on some needed rest....Happy Trails!!!############There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town: The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Churchand the Catholic Church . Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to doabout the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determinedthat the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn'tinterfere with God's divine will. In the BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in thebaptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehowand there were twice as many there the next week. The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in aposition to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped theSquirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later,the squirrels were back. But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effectivesolution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of thechurch. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter ############################## Subject: Two Priests>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing >>>> anything>>>> that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they >>>> headed>>>> for a store and bought outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, >>>> etc.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and >>>> the>>>> scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came>>>> walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the >>>> blonde>>>> passed them, she Smiled and said, "Good morning, Father, Good morning,>>>> Father," nodding and addressing each of them, then she moved on.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Next day they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous>>>> outfits.>>>>>>>>>>>> Once again, the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to >>>> enjoy>>>> the sunshine.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string >>>> bikini,>>>> taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she nodded at >>>> each>>>> of them and said, "Good morning Fathers," and started to walk away.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute>>>> young lady.">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Yes?" she replied.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "We ARE priests, and proud of it, I'll have you know. But how in the >>>> world>>>> did you KNOW we are priests, dressed as we are?">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Father," she replied sweetly, "it's me, Sister Mary Frances!!!#########################[Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Buford: Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Buford to! take o ff all his clothes and wait for the doctor. A n hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, Shingles. The doctor asked, Where? Buford said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??

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