Thursday, August 24, 2006

No Half Nekkid Button


Again I tried to paste the freakin button,,but being Blonde and Polish it didn't work out!@! I think I am sleep deprived---I can't wait till this week is over and things go back to normal for me. I miss not going to the gym,,,and I hate working 100 hours a week!! Again I lost the lottery. Perhaps on Friday I will win. My patient made it throu the night. She probably will live longer than I. Have 3 more days of double duty,,,then on Sunday getting up again freakin early and going to 8 am mass. Somehow I think that is a sin in itself. Then we are Heading to rome to visit my little sister and her family.With a stay at the casino and hitting the fair on Monday so that shall be pretty cool. Looking foward to that,,,for now off again to read some postcards---Happy Trails!!!!#############################################A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man>opposite her was smiling at her.>>She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a>grin and she moved again.>>The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move the man burst out>laughing, she complained>>to the driver and he had the man arrested.>>The case came up in court.>>The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for>himself. The man replied>>"Well, your Honor, it was like this; When the lady got on the bus, I>could not help but notice her condition.>>She sat down under a sign that said " The double mint twins are coming">and I grinned. Then she>>moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the>swelling" and I had to smile.>>Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big>Stick Did the Trick" and I could>>hardly contain myself. But your Honor when she moved the fourth time and>sat under a sign that said>>"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident" I just lost it".>>>C A S E D I S M I S S E D !

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