Fences of Purple

The landscape all around the county here is a sea of purple. The lucite flowers are at their peak. Thrown into them are Queen Ann's Lace and Golden Rod. All a nuisance to some but to me they make a awesome arangement. Yesterday I picked a bunch. Only 2 more days of work,,,ugh I can't wait. Got a email today from Linda,,asking me to let her dogs out after work,,,she said they understand Weedel,,,thought that was funny,,,,Why don't we say,,Time to Pee. nope we need to make up cute words for our dogs,,,Mine understands Pateeza. Time to hit the road again.....Happy Trails!!!#########Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. > >In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. > >She replies, "No". > >Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" > >His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." > >Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" > >She replies, "No." > >Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" > >His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." > >After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" > >His mom says, "No." > >He asks, "Do you know what I think?" > >His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?" > >He says, "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.