Thirteen Headlines From the Year:2029
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1}Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world.2} Mexifornia, formerly known as California. . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language3}Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States
crops and livestock.4}Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. 5}Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. 6} Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.7}George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.8} Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.9} 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.10} Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive
year in Mexifornia and Florexico. 11)Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.12}New federal law requires that all nail clippers,
screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must
be registered by January 2030.13}.Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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2 comments:
That's quite the list. Now I'd like to see a list of POSITIVE thoughts/jokes. Tell us what you WANT to see in 2029. Can you do it?
Happy Thursday 13.
Alice, That was a e-mail I got...I cut it down to 13. It was not ment to be serious: and those with a sense of humor might find it amusing,Perhaps next week my post might be more positive.
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