Thursday, March 06, 2008

Thirteen Things To Make You Giggle


Thirteen Things To Make You Giggle



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (be cause they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Now if that just made the ladies giggle the next 6 will make the men laugh, ok some might giggle :>)

..Top 6 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

7. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

9. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 10. Guns function normally every day of the month.

11. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

12. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

13. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER



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4 comments:

Di said...

My husband likes to say you can trade a 44 in for TWO 22's.

jenn said...

Very funny!

Tasina said...

OMG...the snoring one. How funny.

Natalie Dickey said...

i am laughing so hard right now!!! happy TT!

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