The first one can be found at: http://beccagirlblogspot.blogspot.com/search/label/Give%20Me%20Five
>>Give Me Five future events you are currently looking forward to and/or planning or attending.
1}Winning the lottery, which shall lead to - 2} buying my new home.
3} Bus trip on Sunday to Foxwood casino 4} Camping trips this summer 5} Cruise in January 2009
Meme #2 http://community.livejournal.com/mondaysabitch/
Fool Me Once, Shame On You
1. Have you ever pulled an April Fool's Day prank, or had one pulled on you? Just the usual childish ones when I was little. Nothing really into my adult hood that I can recall.
2. What's the most tasteless joke you've ever heard? I had heard of a lot of them, but usually the tasteless off humor I find the funniest. Example: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No.." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill? "No!" Donald quacked, "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
3. What's your favourite funny movie? Any and every movie that Adam Sandler is in. 4} How gullible are you? Not much at all, I might pretend I believe you or trust you, but in my head I will be thinking, how stupid if you think I believe you. 5} Are you a good sport when it comes to being the butt of a joke? If it a joke where I am not laughing at all I would say No. As always, if you have any ideas for future questions or question sets, please contact us at mondaysab1tch @ hotmail.com (note that the "i" is a "1" because hotmail apparently censors its e-mail addresses). Be sure to include your user name so we can credit you properly.