Thirteen Thursday

Thirteen Sayings To Make You Laugh Brought To You By Helena 1}1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 9.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 10.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 11.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 12.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 13..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. And a couple extra to make it a Great TT! ..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. ..Ham and eggs.A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. . { Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short and friends are too few.!!Helena Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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