Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Thirteen Thursday

Thirteen Sayings To Make You Laugh

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1}1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

9.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

10.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

11.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries
With That?

12.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

13..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

And a couple extra to make it a Great TT!

..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

..Ham and eggs.A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. .

{ Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few.!!Helena

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MommyBa said...

I found your quotes witty and true. #1 was hilarious though :)

Happy Thursday!

jenn said...

They were great!
Happy TT!

She Became a Butterfly said...

very fun!

please check out my tt:

Wolfie said...

Haha..I find #1 very funny..

ellen b said...

Fun TT. Thanks for the smile...

Nicholas said...

I hadn't heard any of those before. Very funny list!

Sharon said...

These are hilarious! Did you make them up? I'm impressed. :)

Helena said...

I am glad you all enjoyed! I love a good laugh. I recieved 29 of these quates in my email and chose the best to print,and as you saw with the was sp hard to just pick 13. Glad you enjoyed.

FeeFiFoto said...

"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too hard to read."

Mark Twain? Groucho Marx?


"Time flies like a bird. Fruit flies like a banana."

Definitely Groucho Marx.

Holly said...

I love this one!!! Especially #6...

Happy TT-13! I'm still going through trying to visit all 300+ entries.