Monday, January 08, 2007

Yadda


As the count down for me begins,,,for my Holiday,,it seems I am like on a ride at a fair. Trying to juggle work-family-home-and me time in just isn't working as I planned. My me time has like been put on the back burner and everything else seems to come forth. Like this am,,I got up early and planned on going to the gym,,,everything I plan is at a certain time I allow,,,which just so happens to be {J's} time to ask me to do something. He does not ask me like 20 minuets ahead of time,,,he asks as I am rushing around the house gathering my keys,,,,as he lays comfortably in bed,,,and it really bugs me. He doesn't have to work or have certain times he has to do things in. I plan in this New Year of trying to explain this to him. I can rant and rave about details of this am,,but I'd just sound like a bitch so we'll leave it at that. I think what it boils down to is I am running out of time to get ready for my cruise,,,,my bags are not packed,,,I haven't toned my ABS,,,,I haven't even finished filling out my pre-boarding info. I wish I wasn't going alone and had a loving romantic guy going with me. I know I'll have fun being with my family and all but you ever feel like something is missing,,,I think that is how I will feel. I know when I get back and tell him stories of the trip that he will not really give a crap,,,but he really will, he will be like that because he is jealous he wasn't there. And he will wonder if I met some one,,or shared a night of heated passion,,,and wounder why,,,{lol- I start to type and think other thoughts and shoot I could make a whole new post on the subject of DFD}...Ok,,on to other notes,,,need to change color and get off that subject!!...The weather today was rainy and gray,,,,still not cold enough for snow. I saw tulips,,,coming out of the ground and 3 inches high.....Very scary for January...On to the blog world ,,,a lot of cool things are happing right now. The awards for the best blogs are drawing to a close ,,,you can go to them at---http://2007.bloggies.com/ a couple of my favorite blogs are http://ryansvelting.com/ and http://rosedesrochers.net/
check out my places I journey to on the right. A fun thing I was doing was the "Nekkid Thursday",,,grant it I have slacked of on it,,,due to the holidays,,( and lack of participant's,,,but I am sure that will change after my Holiday. Another cool thing happing is ..........http://rosedesrochers.todays-woman.net/monday-funny/,,,,,,,You know how every one dreads "Monday" and the back to the routine,,,,perhaps this shall help...wish I had a button on the side to promote this,,, Well I yadda'd enough,,for the moment.....Count down to my journey is 10 more days,,,,,I wanna loose 10lbs by then,,,Hide them Truffle's and Almond Cookies------------Happy Trails!!..................................................................................
TO BE 6 AGAIN A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park what a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... Everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what did it feel like to be 6 again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my Dress Size, you dummy!! The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.

3 comments:

Rose said...

Thanks for the shout out to my blog and the story. It made me chuckle. :)

Helena said...

YW- Rose. Looking foward to Funny Monday- I am saving a great story for that,,,Yup it's sorta Postal,,,lol

Sophie said...

so true.

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