Tuesday, January 09, 2007

UGH,,and it's only Tuesday


Still in the fair,,and on the Merry go ride. A few new trials and tribulations added to the ride today,,,Everything comes in three's,,,so here they are, how they came to me in order-
1) Am case PT. totally scratching all over-and ademi in legs, Dr's appointment in pm-gave Benydril for the scratchies,,,,she is so freaking thin,,and it is tearing her skin scratching as she is.
2} Next PT. moved off the rehab floor and onto a general "nursing home- Enviroment floor",,,,you ever see any zombie movies where people are walking in circles or use the bounce of wall situation to change path in travel---well that is where she is---
3] My nephew Michael who is in the picture above,,,is a diabetic since birth. He had brain surgery a couple of years ago,,and a pump put in just last year. Well I don't know all the details of why it happened,,,but today his sugar level shot up,,my little sister Midgie ( His Mom) called me at 9pm to tell me they are following the ambulance up to a hospital in Syracuse....his level was 812. I am really worried about him now. There is a lot about his illness that I don't know about that scares me. He is such a terrific kid and he has to go throu a lot of crap. He has such a love around him,,a Aura that is truley beutiful. My sister was following the ambulance up to Syracuse from Rome, NY- And they are in the middle of a snowstorm,,,plus now they have Lake affect snow to deal with to. It sucks.
4] the waiting is the hardest part,,,the unkown.
Ok,,that was 4. I actually probley could have made a list to 20. Are my bags packed yet for my holiday?----No. Will I some day achieve a award for procrasting- I am sure,,if not I will like be in second or third place. I think my list of things I am procrasting on has rose to 12---Ugh....There is always the Morrow.....Happy Trails**************%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Real Or Not----You decide
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. { I wanna be a pig }
A snail can sleep for three years. {OK,,after the pig I wanna be a snail}
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. ( OK,,,I wasn't in that case study)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light. (And how much tax dollars cost to test that)

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. (OMG)
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. (Stupid is as stupid does)
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ( Allready done in my house by HIM)
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.,,( and 3 boobs)
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.( Humm, good to know)
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers, they saw it as competition. (dam those liberals)
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.( Thank You!)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.,,( Wish I was a Lioness)
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.(THANKS FOR THAT THOUGHT}
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.( sometimes ya gotta do this}
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.





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2 comments:

Sophie said...

very cool stuff, though the roach part was a little gross. Really like your blog. May I make it a favorite?

Helena said...

Sure you can. Thanks for asking. At work last year I killed a bug I thought was a roach,,,and put it in a jar to show my Patients son. It turned out to be a roach and the freakin thing came back to life--UGH

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