Thursday, January 11, 2007

Solo Flight


Ok...it's a as seen before shot. But it is a nekkid Thursday one,,,Perhaps you were looking for more flesh?,,,Those shots will be at a later date,; >),,,after my holiday. This am I could have swore I heard the alarm go off---I jumped out of bed,,,set up my coffee,,,plugged the bathroom heater in--( no heat in there unless I do it,,,this is a very old house.) Went back in room to make sure alarm is totally off--the clock said 1:30 am,,,What a rush---I think I was nervous with the thought of doing the "new" route alone. Casing it is easy,,even though I look at the forward cards they all don't register with the right side of my brain.,,but I will eventually get it. ( I started this post on Thursday,,It is no Saturday). I luckily completed the "New" route,,,and only a few battle scars to show. A few of them boxes sit in a freaking ditch,,,and you have to like drive right into a pothole to service them,,,,The first day I told my Postmaster and she is very good about our safety,,and signed all the papers for me to leave so they can fix them. On Friday I went out and only 1/4 into the route something in the front of my truck broke and was scrapping the ground, Here is how I phone {J},,, I broke some bar in the front of the truck..(him) what bar,,I dont know,,,it looks like it connects to each tire,,,(Him) well what freakin bar was it,,,,Well by that time my patience is wearing thin,,,I am sick with a cold,,running late,,gotta pee and Why can't he just freaking come and fix the dam thing---He came...It ended up being a sway bar,,,That I don't need any way,,,We used mail straps and bungee cards to put it back up,,,,All I can think of is it falling again and the truck and I doing a tumble in the middle of a busy road. Now I am running late and need to go and do my regular route,,,shall post more later--Chow and Happy Trails!!!######################################
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Prison Or Work
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.AT WORK........You have to share.IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what a day you had. hope today goes better love ya. feel better i am sick i am going to the dr i think i have strep.......

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