{Just for the record...I am told this lady spent many hours on the beach ,,and her hair usually looks better---} This is not her every day look :>)Lately I have been busy,,Just doing the me thing,,Try to write Christmas cards,,Decide to go through the Cd's and find favorite Christmas songs to play--The phone rings I gotta yadda,,and as I do I walk around the house doing other things,,It's like one thing leads to another and I get some things done and half finish one project, or another. I have my sister and the family coming on Friday,,And I have much to do,,I figure I could do it this afternoon and Friday,,finish cleaning,,wrap presents,,and cook,,,but yesterday evening...Some-one called me for anew case. I am so excited..it is only for 3 hours a day,,and the hours are perfect,,11am-2pm. I will be able to sleep late,,and be able to keep my job at the nursing home. I am so excited,,,I start in 2 hours. It is a difficult case so I hope all goes good. The son called and said she is going down hill at rapid speeds,,very depressed,,Sure hope I turn this around for the family. Also yesterday I went to a pocket book party,,,,I over did it,,,,but I now own 3 great PRADA bags,,with matching wallets and a awesum LV belt---Gotta run now. Happy Trails!!!******************************************************************
DIE-VORCE!!!A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."The wife says nothing. Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."Again the wife stays quiet,But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 He pushes his luck. "I want t he house," he says insistently.Up to 60."I want the car, too," he continues.65 mph."And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice."No, I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles."The airbag."Moral of the Story :Women are clever!!!Don't mess with them!!
DIE-VORCE!!!A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."The wife says nothing. Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."Again the wife stays quiet,But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 He pushes his luck. "I want t he house," he says insistently.Up to 60."I want the car, too," he continues.65 mph."And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice."No, I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles."The airbag."Moral of the Story :Women are clever!!!Don't mess with them!!
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