Tuesday, November 21, 2006


Today I went through some of my photo's. This one is so cool to me,,It was taken way before my time. My Mom and Dad are in it. Also a lot of my aunt's and uncles,,some are still here, and some are watching me from above. Also 3 of my older sisters are in the photo and my older brother. It was a celebration of my aunt and uncles wedding. I just love the way my folks looked. My Mom was so stylish and looked so cute. Even today she dresses with such pride and style. I wish my father was still here to see her. The baby in the picture in my mother's arms is my sister Anna,,She gave me a copy of this picture. I need to find what I did with the picture Midgie gave me,,Of just my Mom And Dad on their honey moon trip to Jones Beach...More on family to be updated at a later time....Reminiscing can be such a blast--Happy Trails!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty Jokes Part XI
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the poolThe guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"
A crowded United Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was assigned to rebook a long line of unhappy inconvenienced travelers. She was doing her best when suddenly an angry customer pushed his way to her desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and shouted: "I don't want to stand in line. I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS and RIGHT NOW!"The young agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir, I'll try to help you but I've got to help these folks first. I'm sure we'll be able to work things out for you." The angry passenger was unimpressed and unrelenting. He asked loudly, so that all the passengers could hear, "I don't want to stand in line! Do you have any idea who I am?"Without hesitation, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have you attention, please," her voice bellowed through the terminal. We have a passenger here WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him identify himself, please come to the gate." With the crowd laughing hysterically, he glared at her and swore "Fuck you!"Without flinching, she smiled an said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that too.

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