The bacheler of Rome presented me with with this....He is a Prince and now I become a Princess---He chose me among all other women---{J} yells quit drinking the wine-poof my bubble is gone. Twas a nice fantisy for the moment. Actually I didn't even find him appealing until like the 3rd glass of wine. I never have gotton into any reality shows,,to me they are all stage to one point or another. I have never really watched the bachelor show,,till this am when I caught him on the news. Now this guy is going to be engaged to some one he met on like a game show,,,and she is totally being her self,,the lights,,the camera's she is what used to them always being there,,what ,like in her freaking head. Hello,,,you put a camera in front of I won't fart either and any unladylike moves you'll never see. {J} knows me and my imperfections and still loves me--I never close the bathroom door,,,on reality TV,,you know the door to the Levine is closed. Let a guy see you shaving your legs,,,some guys get turned on by that. Brushing your teeth,,,or holding your hair back as you are upchucking,,and they are still there year after year---now that's reality. Sure I Bitch at things but it doesn't last,,perhaps 20 minutes at the most ,,,and keep all weapons away that helps,, I have never EVER seen any reality TV show that is real,,,even survivor,,,perhaps the only one that comes any where close is Cops,,,,of course the cops are acting,,but at least the criminals or perpetrators are to dumb-drunk or UID,,,This is just one Blondie chick's version---Happy Trails,,,{He Really is presented me with the rose,,,,and a mansion...and a Title...my own people to help me put on my old Reebok's,,,and put the paste on my tooth brush..yowee}%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right," replied the farmer, nodding his head. "You claim you were injured in the accident, yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling, you replied, 'I've never felt better in my life.' Is that the case?" "Yeah, but…" stammered the farmer. "A simple yes or not will suffice," counsel interrupted quickly. "Yes," Replied the farmer. Then it was the turn of the farmer's counsel to ask him questions. "Please tell the court the exact circumstance of events following the accident when you made your statement of health," his lawyer said. "Certainly," replied the farmer. "After the accident my horse was thrashing around with a broken leg and my poor old dog was howling in pain. This cop comes along, takes one look at my horse and shoots him dead. "Then he goes over to my dog, looks at him and shoots him dead too. Then he come straight over to me and asked me how I was feeling. "Now, mate, what the hell would you have said to him?"
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