Tuesday, November 20, 2007

My Awards...and life

Yesterday I was presented with my first 2 blogger awards. They were given to me by Jenn over at http://enjoyingtheride-.this/ is the first award. It is my first award. I shall pass it on to Jennifer at A school bus driver, and Katie over at katie's site. The other award i got was, And I like to give this to
Bskadd you can visit his site and travel to Norway with out even leaving your seat.....

bskaad. Also to my sister Midgie, she hasn't posted in like forever so no need for her site,lol- but it is to the right.Also again to Katie, both of these women have great attitudes, raising some of my favorite kids in the world! I mean some as in all of them but I do have more. Three of them are my Godchildren, Jessica, Johnathan,RJ,Michael. Might not have been named official Godparent, but I am. As for my list of yesterday, I just did #1 and #2. Today is hectic for a bit. Working for 3 hours then heading to the casino. After our last outing and me having to struggle with all the bags and almost shooting {J} for not being a gentleman {what's new,right} and helping me. This trip he gave me the huge suitcase, to put all my gear in.....I need 3 or 4 outfits,,2 bathing suits-gym clothes-wine-It is just a overnight trip, but I must be prepared and like my outfits...I need one for dinner...one for gambling and if I don't feel lucky in it need to change. God I can't imagine having kids and packing all that gear. Wensday Midgie head to the island with all the 4 kids for dinner at her in-laws,,"oh what fun" she wouldhave posted if she freakin wrote,,lol. My sister in law Katie is the very organized one. Me I am the procrastinator....So gotta get moving...Happy Trails!!! and a joke for Jenn!A Few Short Red Neck Jokes: How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"

Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?"

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"


jenn said...

Redneck jokes were a great choice today!

bskaad said...

Hey Helena.

Thank you for the award you are passing on to me, it makes me very happy :-)

I really loves your Red Neck Jokes, just give us more of them.

Hope you get a nice weekend and that you are going to win allot at the casino...