Thursday, October 11, 2007

Thursday's Thirteen

Men are like....................

1. Men are like Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds? .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots.... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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jenn said...

Funny, funny, FUNNY!
Happy TT!

Minkydo said...

Love it!!!!

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! and the worst is IT'S TRUE !!!

Wolfie said...

Tis is so funny..!! I read it out loud for my husband & we have a good laugh over it..

Nicholas said...

Pretty sexist stuff there. Now let's have 13 reasons why women are all morons and see if everyone thinks it's so cute!

Helena said...

Nicholas- It wasn't ment to be a sexist post, it was ment to be funny. Humor is a great gift, sorry if it offended you. Perhaps you can do a list on Women, but I would leave out the "Moron" statement, that there makes it sexist. - Helena