Thursday, November 16, 2006

Ok,,It's Nekkid Thursday and......

I forgot to take a picture,,,all day I had it planned. Was going to do it in the am,,but that just came way to fast for me. Then I thought when I get home tonight,,I shall. But I left my camera in the car and it's raining and I'm just not going out for it. We have weird weather,,in the 70's today,,,and It started raining about 4pm,,,now I hear THUNDER,,,the wind has picked up,,,totally weird for this time of year. This old pic,,is of me on the beach,,,A little different from the shot before,,,There are kids in this one. Cousin's ( second generation) There is Casey and Kyle, and my nephew RJ. All great kids. Kyle is such a boy,,He had so much fun playing with the fish bait,,(YUK),,,it was the head part of a herring and he was using it as if it was a plastic toy,,,making the mouth open,,,tried a couple of times to put it on me,,but after I threatened him with no going to the arcade he chilled out a bit. Casey and Kyle were up there with there grandparents,,and they are able to go about but have to report back to them every 15 minutes,,,And they did. I didn't actually believe them every time they said..."can you watch my fish head I need to check in. So I followed them a couple of times and sure enough they went back to their camper. Looking forward to all my camping trips coming up...Ok,,,Are you ready for this? This is some very serious shit happening in my life right now,,,it keeps me up at night....I always new this coming up year the old fart Charlie was going to retire,,,and I will be full time,,grant it I will have to pass a physical and drug test.,,But a couple of days ago,,,A friend told me she heard that Charlie told some one he is leaving Dec. 2nd....I knew that rumor,,,he wants to go and say screw you to the postmaster on the way out,,,kinda like catch her off card and see how she handles it. Well on Wednesday he told me and the postmaster told me he is leaving December 30th! I like doing the mail,,it can be fun at times,,,but also it can be Hell. On a new route,,,new people. My sub route now is great,,,I really think all of my 475 customers like me. Charlie has screwed up his route so bad with customer relations it will take me at least 2 years before they start being nice to me. God I don't want to follow in his footsteps. And another big concern I have,,is I get so much reward out of doing Home care and my helping out the nursing home...Tonight as I left my patient and another patient asked me numerous times to stay,,,it broke my heart to leave. Then the head RN,,said Helena please stay,,we need you here, Think in away she was joking cause this one old guy lays in his bed and yells nurse at the top of his lungs every 2 minutes,,,,I told Carol I will work with him and teach him to yell out "CAROL",,It's kinda going to be weird for me for a bit,,,I haven't had 2 days off on a regular base in I can't remember when,,,Grant it,,I have it a lot when I want off I just take it,,,but now it is assigned. And now I guess I have to follow rules and regulation crap...I think I am sooo use to being my own boss,,one day a week following orders I could take,,or fudge my way through,,,,but now OMG,,,I told my one case today that I am the house hold technician,,,she was saddened but I told her I will do her on my day off,,,she is cool even if I only make it there every other week. We have gotten close over the years,,and she really is a great friend to me. I told my patient about it and she said, Oh no I am going loose you,,,,I told her no,,she can't get rid of me that easy,,,I will see her after work. If she comes home that will be pretty easy...I will have hopefully a good staff to watch her while I am working and we will have the supper hour and after to talk and have fun,,,but if she stays in a home I will go a few times a week,,I won't be able to make the drive every day...hummm things to think about--check out the site below,,And Happy Trails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isn't the reason.
He asks the guy, "How's your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea.
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blonde's sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked,"How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"

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